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"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators


nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

I logged into a wifi hotspot and bought a days worth of internet so i am here ewe

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I still have no internet at home e3e

So I’m chilling in the library for now, curses

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ask-detective-kirkland replied to your post:Hellooo

;w;)~ Stay safe babu and give Flynn some kissus from me.

Yiss yiss ;w; I will! 

My food cupboards are so empty xwx I need snacks quickly! Too bad the store is much further this time but I do have a bike to help me get there.
Once I get internet again we should play some games and do streams!

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In my Uni library xwx Only place I can get internet at the moment till it’s delivered to my new place

My room’s all set up and it’s strange to have to sort out bills and all that nonsense, though the dishwasher was a surprise wooo

OwO I’ll be back real soon, sometimes this week for sure but till then I’ll be a little dead since I don’t want to get charged for using too much internet on my phone

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i’m so tired of my furby waking up every couple of week especially when it’s locked in a my cupboard

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